31 Days for the Ladies: Thank You, Shapewear

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Along with many others, I’m shamelessly ripping off this bit from The Tonight Show. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, they say. Please do play the music as you read.

Gentle Reader,

Ah, shapewear.


Torture devices.

Thank you, elastic that feels like steel, for never staying in place. Thank you for riding up or down at the most inopportune moments. Thank you for making it impossible for me to breathe. Thank you for somehow convincing me that it will be different this time. That our relationship will be better. That you will deliver on all of your many wondrous promises.

Thank you, cheap shapewear, for tearing after one outing.

Thank you, expensive shapewear, for doing the exact same thing.

Thank you, society, for telling me that I should have the double d’s and the 18-inch waist. At the same time. So I buy the shapewear. And can’t bend over. And certain assets are busting out all over the place.

Thank you, people who advertise shapewear, for making it look like this wonderful and natural thing instead of the exercise in not going postal in public that it really is.

But, dang, I look good in that dress.

For about four minutes.

If I don’t move.

At all.

My journey to faith. (15)

For all entries in the 31 Days for the Ladies series, go here.

31 Days for the Ladies: Introduction

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Gentle Reader,

Greetings and welcome to the 2015 edition of 31 Days!

This is my fourth year taking on the challenge to write every day throughout the month of October. Each year has been, without fail, simultaneously frustrating and a grand good time. Those of us who are compelled to scribble certainly do so as often as possible, but it’s mighty hard to let a lot of it see the light of day. We like time. We like editing. 31 Days? It’s quick and often quite messy.

I am encouraged and inspired by the incredible wordsmiths who press through the sloppiness and the nerves and click that “publish” button clear up until the stroke of midnight on the last night of the challenge. Today’s internet culture may have its drawbacks, but the blogging community isn’t one of them. I have yet to come across someone who isn’t cheering on his or her fellow authors. It is a beautiful thing to watch.

In the past I have written about quietness, bravery and Jesus. This year I’ve decided to celebrate women. That’s right! It’s a month-long party for the ladies. Uncharacteristically, I’ve got this all mapped out –

Monday Marks: Women of Letters

Tuesday Tales: Of the Feminine Variety

Wednesday Wiggles: Funny Ladies

Thursday Thanks: a Little Sarcasm

Friday Faithfuls: Women Leaders

Saturday Salutes: Ordinary Women

Sunday Stillness: Words to Ponder

A little serious and a little silly. A little thoughtful and a little funny. (But never fear, men who might be reading this! You won’t be totally left out. Consider this series a way to get some insight into the ladies of your life).

And because this is a party, we need some music:

You, dear lady, are beautiful. Stunning. Precious. Intelligent. Hilarious. Empowered. Gifted. Called. Strong. Chosen. Beloved. Accepted. Redeemed.

My journey to faith. (15)

For all entries in the 31 Days for the Ladies series, go here.

Not Invisible to Us

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Gentle Reader,

Today marks the beginning of Invisible Illness Awareness Week. Fitting, then, that I should be couch-bound with a flu-turned-nasty-cold.

Not that my coughing and nose-blowing are anything near invisible.

I belong to a Facebook group specifically for women who battle chronic illness. These are tough, tough people. Each one wakes up every morning in some kind of pain. From POTS to IBS to Fibromyalgia to Chronic Fatigue (or whatever it’s named now) to Psoriatic Arthritis to debilitating migraines to Ankylosing Spondylitis and on and on. Every day, often every moment, is a challenge.

I know many in real life who suffer as well. Lyme and Celiac (the actual disease, not the trendy abstaining from gluten) and Chron’s and Ulcerative Collitis. Depression. Anxiety. Endometriosis. PCOS.

And it’s not invisible.

Not to us.

People understand things that they can see and hear. If I were to lift up my shirt to reveal the scar that stretches from my sternum to my waist, you’d have no doubt that I once had a tumor removed. Thing is, not all suffering is attested to so easily. Sometimes, there’s little ready evidence to go along with it.

Most of the time, unless you pay special attention, it’s not ovious that I feel ill at all.

That doesn’t mean I don’t.

It also doesn’t mean that I’m a hypochondriac.

On a good day, a fantastic day, I feel like I’m just about to come down with something. My joints hurt. I’m tired. Never sure that whatever meal I just ate isn’t going to reappear in a gruesome fashion.

On a bad day, the room spins and I spike a fever and my liver swells. The shadows under my eyes darken. My hair hurts.

When I’m particularly anxious, my heart pounds so loudly I fear everyone in the room can hear. I fidget. I talk more than usual, about nothing.

But you might never know that something is wrong. Never see it.

So many are burdened with a load they can’t easily explain. I think of my mom, who for years has counted a handful of days without a headache a “good month.” She goes to work. Does what she has to do. I think of my brother, whose only evidence for the chronic pain in his feet comes in the form of surgery scars, visible only if he removes his shoes and socks. He does what he has to do. Coworkers who grit their teeth through nausea. Mothers who long to take their children to parks but have to settle for watching movies in darkened homes.

It’s not invisible.

Not to us.

Chances are good that you know someone who is chronically ill, even if they’ve never said a word about it. Sickness is no respecter of persons. It cares nothing for class or income or gender or geography. It strikes down the old and the young. The advantaged and the disadvantaged. The weak and the strong.

So, be kind. That’s my first word of advice. Be kind to people. Don’t assume that you know the whole story. (Or that you’ve got a cure-all). Listen. Ask questions. You may not understand, and that’s okay. Knowing exactly what it feels like to deal with x, y or z isn’t important. Love is important. Support is important. Resisting the urge to judge is important.

My second word of advice? Don’t make it about you. Don’t take it personally when the ill ones in your life have to leave early or can’t come at all. Trust me, such things frustrate us more than they do you. It breaks our hearts to have to miss out. We get it if you feel upset and if you need to talk about it, but please remember that we are the ones living with this every single day. Our entire lives are impacted. Disrupted. We aren’t “doing this” to you. It’s being done to us and the ripple effect never seems to end.

Lastly, pray. Pray hard. Not just for healing, though we’ll gladly take that. Ask God to strengthen our faith. Ask Him to give us eyes to see beyond the darkness of the moment. Ask Him to remold our wills, our desires, our plans, so that we find purpose and hope in each day. Ask Him to grant us a weird sense of humor, because some of this stuff is just so ridiculous and we have to laugh. Ask Him to enable us to turn our suffering over to Him, that He might use it for something mighty and good and glorious. Something far beyond our imagining.

And remember.

It’s not invisible.

Not to us.

My journey to faith. (15)

P.S. – I’d be falling down on the job in a major way if I didn’t alert you to the fact that it’s also Banned Books Week. Celebrate your freedom to read!